i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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