Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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