I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
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I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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