if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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