Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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