p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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