discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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