Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Randomize
