Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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