Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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