Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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