it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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