Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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