My friends, they love my intelligence
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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