I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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