Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
COCAINE IS GR8
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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