ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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