is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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