Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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