You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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