Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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