There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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