Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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