Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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