put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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