i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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