Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
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You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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