We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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