google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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