There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
