You work out of a Hotel?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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