i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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