I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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