White coat. Heels.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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