he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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