Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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