I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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