she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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