You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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