I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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