sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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