that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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