do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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