I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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