i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I just found a bag of teeth...
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Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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