is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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