Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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