i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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