i think i scared a bird with my dick
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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