Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I will pee on everything he values.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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