Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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