oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wish i was in the wii world.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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