so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Help. Why am I so naked?
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