Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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