i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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